suspectclass | Dunkin Donuts hates me and disapproves of my sandwich choice.

In fairness, they were very busy, and I'm clearly not the only person to order the sausage, egg and cheese breakfast sandwich. But someone else got my salsa bagel, and I got all the way to my office to find that I had a croissant. I did, in fact, get off at an early stop to get this treat. I did, in fact, nearly pee myself when I saw that they actually *had* a salsa bagel. I did, in fact, think excited thoughts all the way from Jackson to UIC/Halsted (only about 4 stops, but still). And then! Sacre bleu! Bastards.

Ok, so the croissant was pretty good. Fine. Shut up.