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Dear Smith,

We're off again.

Love, 990******

Dear Connie,

Thanks for talking to me. Sometimes I'm not angsty, but you don't avoid me when I am. That's neat.

Love, Sarah

Dear homosexuality,

Where is the glamour and debauchery? All I'm getting is the societal disapproval, invisibility and selling out. Bitches. Where are the bitches?

Love, mo. ho-mo.

Dear digestive system,

I hate you. You hate me. Can't we work somehting out where you work at least half the time?

Love, hungry

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

ha! i read your livejournal this morning and you mentioned me. again. is there something you want to tell me, sarah? do you have feelings for me? special feelings?

seriously though, i'm glad we're pals. even when you're angsty.

[masscooper.livejournal.com]

Oh man. One of us better make a wise-crack quick!

Ack, no! It's too late!

We're sharing our feelings! AUGH!

::cough:: yeah.

[beth-a-roo.livejournal.com]

dear friend,
i am forgetful.
but i love you.
hang out soon!
xo

[masscooper.livejournal.com]

Yes!
You are on im with me now!
I am loser.
ox

[izzybelly.livejournal.com]

hey man, why don't just make a *zine* out of all those angsty, homo, pomo letter's you're always writing? why don't you, huh? huh?

*twitch twitch*.....*twitch*

[masscooper.livejournal.com]

That would take effort and access to free photocopying. And time. Three things I have in very short supply.