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Apparently, if I drink beer and then look at fetish boots on the internet (like these), it will not help feelings of sexual frustration. Imagine that.

Relatedly, I really want this hat, but lids is apparently showing it on their website purely to torture me, not in fact so that I may purchase it. While this hat does not inspire the same sort of hormonal yearning as the boots, I think that if I were to wear it, I would feel like I had a bad-ass soundtrack every time I walked around in it. And that's pretty cool.

Someone, please stop me from spending my money. Oh yes, that would be citibank, with their silly "credit limit." Right.

EDIT: Why am I such a clothing whore? Also, why can I not stop eating the fancy french chocolates sitting next to my computer? Perhaps because they are fancy, french and chocolate, and sitting next to my computer.

Comments

[jabberwocki.livejournal.com]

those boots. are. incredible.

[k-rock.livejournal.com]

This is isn't going to help.

That hat is AWESOME. You NEED that hat.

[masscooper.livejournal.com]

I saw your doppelganger on the subway the other day. And whenever I make a sandwich with carrots on it, I think of you. And death.

[(Anonymous)]

Isn't it sad that the only time I comment is about a hat? Sorry. I would love to see you the next time I'm in town, which will be when you're very busy, because it will be Christmas. I think of you when I go into a library! Oh, those were the days ...

[masscooper.livejournal.com]

Um, do you have a stapler?

I will be home for Christmas. I would love to see you! I'm glad you commented, I've been having Bad Friend Guilt over never talking to you.

[masscooper.livejournal.com]

And it turns out the hat is unavailable to me. Or anyone. I could call all lids stores in the city, but I'm unwilling to put out so much effort on spending money I shouldn't spend. Alas and alack. The original one I wanted had pink in it, which was much of the charm. I alternately curse and bless my past self for my frugality when impulse purchase was an option.

[gordonzola.livejournal.com]

Those are some pretty awesome boots.

[izzybelly.livejournal.com]

ach. so i was in chicago already and left. but you shouldn't be mad because i didn't hang out with anyone because i was sick and when i wasn't sleeping i was eating food that my mom made. i'll be back in december. heh.
also, if you're investing in a cap, its always better to go pleather. believe me.

[masscooper.livejournal.com]

I'm not mad, I'm glad you were able to rest. Being sick at school ~= rest. Hopefully I shall see you in December. I am here for xmas, but gone for new years'.