Up the elevator of your heart I've been shafted.

[suspectclass]

Dear Johnny Cash,

How could I have been so foolish for so long? Why do I not have all of your albums? You sing wonderfully, tell dirty jokes on your live at fulsom prison album, and you have wonderful taste in clothes. I pledge that I will purchase many of your CDs, and get some George Jones and Willie Nelson to keep you company. My girlfriend really likes you, I hope she'll continue thinking my new obsession is cute and not hide my country music this summer.

Sincerely, The Dyke in Black

ps, will you be my baby daddy?

Comments

[citricbaba.livejournal.com]

my grandpa both looked and sang like johnny cash. he was amazing.

love,
the little baba that could.

Vroom!

[masscooper.livejournal.com]

Oooh OOooh!

Hott. In, you know, a non-sexual grandfather kind of way.

Go Baba, Go!

[hissyfit.livejournal.com]

are you SURE he wasn't johnny cash?

[citricbaba.livejournal.com]

dude, maybe he was.

dude, maybe roseanne cash is my MOM.
that would be hot.

Re:

[hissyfit.livejournal.com]

hot in that mom way.

[citricbaba.livejournal.com]

yeah. in that my-mom-is-the-shit way.

[nineinchlovely.livejournal.com]

Dear Dyke in Black,

At the office, I'm known as Johnny Cash. It's probably because I wear black all the time, but I'd like to think it's because of "the boy named sue" sorts of implications..

I want to get some Hank Sr. to keep me company on lonesome nights..

Sincerely,
The Bad Boy in Black

[chimneychild.livejournal.com]

dude,
please download "tennessee stud"
not johnny cash, but my most favoritest song ever.
=p

[masscooper.livejournal.com]

Dude. You tease. Why aren't you on AIM?

Re:

[chimneychild.livejournal.com]

time difference?
don't know.
i looove you.