Dear Johnny Cash,

How could I have been so foolish for so long? Why do I not have all of your albums? You sing wonderfully, tell dirty jokes on your live at fulsom prison album, and you have wonderful taste in clothes. I pledge that I will purchase many of your CDs, and get some George Jones and Willie Nelson to keep you company. My girlfriend really likes you, I hope she'll continue thinking my new obsession is cute and not hide my country music this summer.

Sincerely, The Dyke in Black

ps, will you be my baby daddy?
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