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suspectclass ([personal profile] suspectclass) wrote2002-05-09 10:40 am

Debauchery, coming to a cafe near you....

Salutations, Mr. Richard "Dick" Divine...

Would you be willing to switch our plans for coffee Saturday to Friday night? I'd already made plans for Saturday but still want to see you!

Jeffrey Stroker


Only if you bring that hot little boy toy of yours, Jeffrey. Shall we dine at the Medici, and then try to get a night cap at the Tap? I think a beer is in order to celebrate my victorious end of the semester and impending departure.

Yours, Richard Divine.


Splendid.

I think I'll get dressed up. I want spats, just so I can say "Jives, please fetch my spats." Of course, that means one of my friends has to agree to be called "Jives."

[identity profile] freakysparks.livejournal.com 2002-05-09 09:12 am (UTC)(link)
Um, I think "Jeeves" is the standard.

[identity profile] eveandodd.livejournal.com 2002-05-09 09:14 am (UTC)(link)
Does that make Mr. Divine sub, or supra-standard?

[identity profile] grrldan.livejournal.com 2002-05-09 09:14 am (UTC)(link)
too funny. On my friends page, your post was one of 3 out of the first five to use the word debauchery. I think somethings in the air. Might be spring.

Benefits of the Middle Class

[identity profile] masscooper.livejournal.com 2002-05-09 09:17 am (UTC)(link)
Oh Bah. See? It's a good thing I'm not ridiculously rich, I don't even know what to call my butler.

Re: Benefits of the Middle Class

[identity profile] eveandodd.livejournal.com 2002-05-09 09:19 am (UTC)(link)
Good thing you know what to call me...

::GRIN::

[identity profile] masscooper.livejournal.com 2002-05-09 09:20 am (UTC)(link)
I don't think I can say that on here, hunny.