Debauchery, coming to a cafe near you....

[suspectclass]

Salutations, Mr. Richard "Dick" Divine...

Would you be willing to switch our plans for coffee Saturday to Friday night? I'd already made plans for Saturday but still want to see you!

Jeffrey Stroker

Only if you bring that hot little boy toy of yours, Jeffrey. Shall we dine at the Medici, and then try to get a night cap at the Tap? I think a beer is in order to celebrate my victorious end of the semester and impending departure.

Yours, Richard Divine.

Splendid.

I think I'll get dressed up. I want spats, just so I can say "Jives, please fetch my spats." Of course, that means one of my friends has to agree to be called "Jives."

Comments

[freakysparks.livejournal.com]

Um, I think "Jeeves" is the standard.

[eveandodd.livejournal.com]

Does that make Mr. Divine sub, or supra-standard?