Work safe, I swear.

[suspectclass]

Is it just me, or do these look nothing like paper towl holders?

Comments

[nineinchlovely.livejournal.com]

You doing anything tonight? It's a big big night at the bar. ;)

[kneidlach.livejournal.com]

Damned if I've ever seen such an inexpensive butt plug. And what a nice safe flared base they have. Thanks IKEA, for providing cheap Swedish sex toys to suburbanites worldwide. Next: Assemble-it-yourself dildos and modernistic pressboard bondage furniture.

[(Anonymous)]

And next week at queer camp, we'll have a binding presentation (Just Say No to Ace) and safe-word brainstorming!

[masscooper.livejournal.com]

Um, that was me.

Pressboard bondage furniture sounds like a bad idea to me. I'm imagining bottoms ripping their restraints out of their moorings, hulk-like, at a crucial moment.

I really want someone to make a kinky queer romantic comedy and include that as a scene. After, of course, a pivotal scene in DYKEA itself featuring much witty banter/suggestive commentary about paper towel holders.

And for some g-spot action...

[kneidlach.livejournal.com]

http://www.ikea.com/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/ProductDisplay?topcategoryId=15570&catalogId=10103&storeId=12&productId=13175&langId=-1&parentCats=15570*15673*16034

Re: And for some g-spot action...

[masscooper.livejournal.com]

Simultaneously in my head: a snicker, a "ooh!" and an "ouch!"

Always a good sign.

[shipbuilding.livejournal.com]

To sound horribly LJ, I LOLed.

I maybe even ROFLed.

[solidbreakdown.livejournal.com]

Well, I LMFAO.

[masscooper.livejournal.com]

::rescues Em's ass::

::runs away with it, cackling::

[argilefetish.livejournal.com]

no, in fact they look like butt plugs.

hello cheap sex toys

[fagtastic.livejournal.com]

ha! amazing! seriously.