Damned if I've ever seen such an inexpensive butt plug. And what a nice safe flared base they have. Thanks IKEA, for providing cheap Swedish sex toys to suburbanites worldwide. Next: Assemble-it-yourself dildos and modernistic pressboard bondage furniture.
Pressboard bondage furniture sounds like a bad idea to me. I'm imagining bottoms ripping their restraints out of their moorings, hulk-like, at a crucial moment.
I really want someone to make a kinky queer romantic comedy and include that as a scene. After, of course, a pivotal scene in DYKEA itself featuring much witty banter/suggestive commentary about paper towel holders.
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Pressboard bondage furniture sounds like a bad idea to me. I'm imagining bottoms ripping their restraints out of their moorings, hulk-like, at a crucial moment.
I really want someone to make a kinky queer romantic comedy and include that as a scene. After, of course, a pivotal scene in DYKEA itself featuring much witty banter/suggestive commentary about paper towel holders.