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[suspectclass]

Dear friends,

If you were thinking about dislocating your shoulder playing softball, don't.

But if you do, the nearby teams probably have ice and will give you a beer to ease your pain.

Comments

[una-sorella.livejournal.com]

owie owie! take it easy! an ice pack, maybe?

[masscooper.livejournal.com]

so i shouldn't go to a party?

[una-sorella.livejournal.com]

only if you party gently :)

You think this is bad? You should see the other guy!

[argilefetish.livejournal.com]

Oh no!
Hope you're ok/ recover quickly.

Re: You think this is bad? You should see the other guy!

[masscooper.livejournal.com]

I know. The other guy, sadly, was a 28oz bat, and he's just a little dusty.

[ultracool.livejournal.com]

:-(ooooooooohhhhh ohhhh:-)

[masscooper.livejournal.com]

If my question was "what does someone have to do to get a beer around here?" it was answered. though it's possible I didn't have to go quite that far. But why half-ass it?

[king-orbison.livejournal.com]

homo says relax. then, when you heal, stretch before you pick up a bat.
feel better there olivia.

[masscooper.livejournal.com]

Frozen peas and carrots on my shoulder. Not really poetic, but the numbness is lovely

[thaitea.livejournal.com]

But, you're still gonna help me move tomorrow, right? I'll bring the beer.

[masscooper.livejournal.com]

If by "helping you move" you mean "Going to warped tour," certainly! Good luck!