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Dear friends,

If you were thinking about dislocating your shoulder playing softball, don't.

But if you do, the nearby teams probably have ice and will give you a beer to ease your pain.

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[masscooper.livejournal.com]

If my question was "what does someone have to do to get a beer around here?" it was answered. though it's possible I didn't have to go quite that far. But why half-ass it?