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suspectclass ([personal profile] suspectclass) wrote2006-04-10 12:14 pm

Craigslist delivers again!

Originally here. No pictures.

catholic boy seeks technical virgin for shameful humping - 29

looking for a girl who is obsessed with sex and does "everything but" - preferably an actual technical virgin but a post-slut will be considered.
should also be into bataille, mid-century modern furniture, and time consuming headgames about guilt over enjoying sex so long as we still get to do it in the butt every day - afterwards we can even go to confession.

[identity profile] srl.livejournal.com 2006-04-10 05:22 pm (UTC)(link)
I'd almost respond to that ad, just out of curiosity.

[identity profile] masscooper.livejournal.com 2006-04-10 05:23 pm (UTC)(link)
plus, butt sex and a boy who'd go to church.

[identity profile] srl.livejournal.com 2006-04-10 05:37 pm (UTC)(link)
I look forward to your future tales of personal-ad success.

[identity profile] ultracool.livejournal.com 2006-04-10 05:33 pm (UTC)(link)
wait, the catholic boy is 29?

also, i'm curious-- if he's into "everything but", why is it so important for the chick to be a purebred virgin? just for the psychological freak-out, then? so is he going to be doing inspections, just to check? will confession be required for that, too?

so, which city was this posted for?

[identity profile] masscooper.livejournal.com 2006-04-10 05:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Chicago. Why don't you ask?

[identity profile] freakysparks.livejournal.com 2006-04-10 05:37 pm (UTC)(link)
This person sounds like a LOT of fun...

Chicago?

[identity profile] infamouslapis.livejournal.com 2006-04-10 06:03 pm (UTC)(link)
I had better dump my current bf right now...even though I have none of the qualities this boy is looking for...I'm interested.

[identity profile] zevinboots.livejournal.com 2006-04-10 06:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Gotta give him points for knowing what he wants, and going for it.

[identity profile] bearsir.livejournal.com 2006-04-10 08:33 pm (UTC)(link)
This might be my favorite Craig's List ad, ever.

[identity profile] masscooper.livejournal.com 2006-04-10 08:41 pm (UTC)(link)
I really want to know how serious/sarcastic this is. Not quite badly enough to reply, I don't think. But I'm definitely filing it away under "For Future Reference."