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catholic boy seeks technical virgin for shameful humping - 29

looking for a girl who is obsessed with sex and does "everything but" - preferably an actual technical virgin but a post-slut will be considered.
should also be into bataille, mid-century modern furniture, and time consuming headgames about guilt over enjoying sex so long as we still get to do it in the butt every day - afterwards we can even go to confession.

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wait, the catholic boy is 29?

also, i'm curious-- if he's into "everything but", why is it so important for the chick to be a purebred virgin? just for the psychological freak-out, then? so is he going to be doing inspections, just to check? will confession be required for that, too?

so, which city was this posted for?
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