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catholic boy seeks technical virgin for shameful humping - 29

looking for a girl who is obsessed with sex and does "everything but" - preferably an actual technical virgin but a post-slut will be considered.
should also be into bataille, mid-century modern furniture, and time consuming headgames about guilt over enjoying sex so long as we still get to do it in the butt every day - afterwards we can even go to confession.

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I really want to know how serious/sarcastic this is. Not quite badly enough to reply, I don't think. But I'm definitely filing it away under "For Future Reference."
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