Dear Brain,
What is going on up there? You probably don't know either, but on the off chance you figure it out, would you let me know? Thanks.
Dear coworker,
You are not the queen of the world. Stop annoying me before I crush you.
Dear Eyes,
Cry or don't, don't jerk me around.
Dear People Who Have The Perfect Position But Won't Hire Me For It,
You suck.
Dear Dar Williams,
Why did I bring you to work today? You are not helping. Feh.
Dear Back,
Stop hurting. When I can't keep track of how many weeks it's been, that's a clue that it's been too many.
Dear Brain Chemistry,
Cut it the fuck out. Don't make me come in there! I have a PPO, I can do it!
What is going on up there? You probably don't know either, but on the off chance you figure it out, would you let me know? Thanks.
Dear coworker,
You are not the queen of the world. Stop annoying me before I crush you.
Dear Eyes,
Cry or don't, don't jerk me around.
Dear People Who Have The Perfect Position But Won't Hire Me For It,
You suck.
Dear Dar Williams,
Why did I bring you to work today? You are not helping. Feh.
Dear Back,
Stop hurting. When I can't keep track of how many weeks it's been, that's a clue that it's been too many.
Dear Brain Chemistry,
Cut it the fuck out. Don't make me come in there! I have a PPO, I can do it!