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Dear Johnny Cash,
How could I have been so foolish for so long? Why do I not have all of your albums? You sing wonderfully, tell dirty jokes on your live at fulsom prison album, and you have wonderful taste in clothes. I pledge that I will purchase many of your CDs, and get some George Jones and Willie Nelson to keep you company. My girlfriend really likes you, I hope she'll continue thinking my new obsession is cute and not hide my country music this summer.
Sincerely, The Dyke in Black
ps, will you be my baby daddy?
How could I have been so foolish for so long? Why do I not have all of your albums? You sing wonderfully, tell dirty jokes on your live at fulsom prison album, and you have wonderful taste in clothes. I pledge that I will purchase many of your CDs, and get some George Jones and Willie Nelson to keep you company. My girlfriend really likes you, I hope she'll continue thinking my new obsession is cute and not hide my country music this summer.
Sincerely, The Dyke in Black
ps, will you be my baby daddy?
