If you want to sleep a moment on the road, I'll steer for you

I took the bit about being "found in the dumpster after attempts had been made to burn it" to imply that they stole it, tried to burn it and threw it out, all as an attempt to destroy it, not protest what it stands for. I mean, it all depends. And really...if they did hold a protest, what kind of burning of a pride flag could you do without it seeming like a direct threat to gay people? ::sigh::