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Literary Review Bad Sex Prize 2002

::Snicker::

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For those of you who had no idea what I was talking about on my client poll [uhm, I think that'd be 90% of you], my client is "Semagic," found here

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Oh Progresso Hearty Tomato. I heart you. So unassuming, yet filling. You can't go out and fix my life, but you accept this and humbly fulfill the role for which I opened your can.

Everything should be so simple.

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Baba: i like tarts.
Baba: tart things, i mean.
Baba: and tarts.