Mediocre Sex?

Dear Conor Oberst,

Congratulations, you win the Most Self-Conscious Songwriting prize! Good luck in the Most Likely to Drive Me to Alcoholism category!

Love, the Academy

Dear Geo Lab,

You are interesting and compelling, but I hate that you are keeping me up. So. Bad.

Love, Sleepy

Dear Self,

This lab would be a lot easier if you had not a) lost your stratographic table b) left out a formation in your cross-section c) neglected to check the book out of the library d) waited to start until 10.30 tonight.

Asshole.

Dear Washburn Lab,

Thank you for always sucking. Tonight's example of two (2!) broken PCs, driving me to Mac usage, is but another page in our long and painful history together.

I hate you.