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Hello Period! Come on in! Oh, you'd rather wait til I'm sleeping so you can hit me like a ton of bricks and wake me up? Sounds good. Oh yes, please send along the usual cramping that makes me kind of want to die. Excellent.

Getting my period is never fun, but getting it at someone else's house really sucks. But I have a heating pad, I just ate a turkey dog and a brownie to go with my four advil, and now I'm going the fuck back to bed.