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[suspectclass]

I'm the tooliest tool ever to tool.

Seriously, why are you people even friends with me?

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[boredamazon.livejournal.com]

the booze.
joking! the karoke. oh! and your drag. and you give really good hugs! and you dyed my hair so it was equal amazing. and other things that one can think of in a better mental state.

[jabberwocki.livejournal.com]

you have a nice pair of...

eyes.

[masscooper.livejournal.com]

And huge . . . tracts of land?

[freakysparks.livejournal.com]

because you're neither tooly, nor a tool.

[masscooper.livejournal.com]

I need a life coach though.

[shipbuilding.livejournal.com]

Cuz you're the naz with god-given ass.

[argilefetish.livejournal.com]

Because, you are awesome.
And were you a tool, which you are not, you'd be the best in the box ;)

[masscooper.livejournal.com]

Awww thanks.

Come on over, I'll share my cherry pie with you.

[argilefetish.livejournal.com]

PIE!?