This is from "Homoderotic"s journal, from a while back. I'm sorry, don't know how to do the LJ links.
Of Hot Boxes and Cold Chicken Hot box. I've just come to realize the beauty of that word. There are so many words to describe female gentalia (those two little words are the least appealing of which. They sound so...antiseptic): vagina (perhaps a small country), hoo-ha (a bad rap song), cunt (my former favorite, though most women are offended by this), no-no (this gives the impression of a preschool scolding), down there (shame is bad, girls), poontang (some exotic cross breed mutant, perhaps?), naughty bits (bad gummy candies in a seedy porn store), snatch (hey! That's mine!), pussay (Meow!), junx (It's not junk!), twat (who? what? where?), private parts (how many of us really keep them all that private?), gaping woman wound (do you need a bandaid?), coochie (is it contagious?), slit (sounds painful), gash (ditto), hole (someone's taking that "from dust to dust" nonsence too literally), cum basket (it's NOT a basket, and it's NOT just for coming), padoodle (are we three?)....Hot box is just so much more...beautiful/punk rawk/sexy/etc. That's all.
On second thought (and strong suggestion), let's discuss male genetalia. I don't really have a particular favorite in this area (male genetalia in general are not my favorite), but perhaps I will by the end of this. Here we go....penis (bad memories of six grade sex ed), cock (barnyard fowl always turn me on), dick (I prefer Richard, thank you), tallie wacker (badminton, anyone?), wanker (I don't even want to *know* what you do with her), dinker (Lincoln Logs are so much cooler), wee-wee (having size issues?), peter (were Paul and Mary on vacation?), Mr. Happy (he never looks very happy to me), tool (do you have a socket wrench in your pants?)....I haven't found any favorites yet. Feel free to add to the list.
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Date: 2002-01-09 04:46 pm (UTC)Of Hot Boxes and Cold Chicken
Hot box. I've just come to realize the beauty of that word. There are so many words to describe female gentalia (those two little words are the least appealing of which. They sound so...antiseptic): vagina (perhaps a small country), hoo-ha (a bad rap song), cunt (my former favorite, though most women are offended by this), no-no (this gives the impression of a preschool scolding), down there (shame is bad, girls), poontang (some exotic cross breed mutant, perhaps?), naughty bits (bad gummy candies in a seedy porn store), snatch (hey! That's mine!), pussay (Meow!), junx (It's not junk!), twat (who? what? where?), private parts (how many of us really keep them all that private?), gaping woman wound (do you need a bandaid?), coochie (is it contagious?), slit (sounds painful), gash (ditto), hole (someone's taking that "from dust to dust" nonsence too literally), cum basket (it's NOT a basket, and it's NOT just for coming), padoodle (are we three?)....Hot box is just so much more...beautiful/punk rawk/sexy/etc. That's all.
On second thought (and strong suggestion), let's discuss male genetalia. I don't really have a particular favorite in this area (male genetalia in general are not my favorite), but perhaps I will by the end of this. Here we go....penis (bad memories of six grade sex ed), cock (barnyard fowl always turn me on), dick (I prefer Richard, thank you), tallie wacker (badminton, anyone?), wanker (I don't even want to *know* what you do with her), dinker (Lincoln Logs are so much cooler), wee-wee (having size issues?), peter (were Paul and Mary on vacation?), Mr. Happy (he never looks very happy to me), tool (do you have a socket wrench in your pants?)....I haven't found any favorites yet. Feel free to add to the list.
to the batcave!!
~me