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Congratulations on being the creator of a new Evil Plan (tm)!
Your objective is simple: Soul Accumulation
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Sadistic pleasure
Stage One:
To begin your plan, you must first Seduce a Wealthy Heiress. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this Evil Genius? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in Classic Black?
Stage Two:
Next, you will Seize control of the Internet. This will cause countless hordes of Computer Programmers to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with Sheer dementedness, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.
Stage Three:
Finally, you will Unleash your Needlessly Big Weather Machine, bringing about Something That's Really Metal. This will all be done from a Dark Side of the Moon, an excellent choice if we might say. These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.
Trust us, it'll all come together in the end.
Your objective is simple: Soul Accumulation
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Sadistic pleasure
Stage One:
To begin your plan, you must first Seduce a Wealthy Heiress. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this Evil Genius? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in Classic Black?
Stage Two:
Next, you will Seize control of the Internet. This will cause countless hordes of Computer Programmers to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with Sheer dementedness, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.
Stage Three:
Finally, you will Unleash your Needlessly Big Weather Machine, bringing about Something That's Really Metal. This will all be done from a Dark Side of the Moon, an excellent choice if we might say. These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.
Trust us, it'll all come together in the end.
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i like that.
mwahahahaha...
*winks*