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Dear Up,

Uh, thanks for the girfriend, and the friends and the school and stuff. I really do appreciate it (if you're up there).

In other news, I'm still mad about a bunch of stuff, I'm not sure we're on speaking terms totally here. That whole step-mom thing was pretty fucking lame. Not to mention the whole Dad thing. And The Creature. I haven't forgotten that one, either

Yes, I just said fucking. If you can watch me do it, I think I can say it. So there.

Sarah

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Dear Low and left,

The girlfriend is a carrot on a stick. Keep going, you're doing fine.

Crazy people make the world more interesting, some people just get more than their fair share. You will have your happy childhood at the age of 42; it involves a honda, some diapers, and a jar of strained carrots. Don't ask.

Sorry about The Creature, I made worms, queers, chocolate, acid, and wolverines on the same day. I got a little mixed up. You should see how many tripped out worms there are. And how many gay wolverines.

Up

PS: You're great in bed.

[eveandodd.livejournal.com]

PS: You're great in bed.

Creepy voyeur... you and santa both, eh?
You ain't seen nuthin yet.

[masscooper.livejournal.com]

Dear Holly,

I log IP addresses.

You're cute.

Love, Me.

ps stop waxing your legs already!

[kathrot.livejournal.com]

Dear Holly and Sarah,
Ahhhh!! You're both cute!
Hehe.
KO