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All this is is coures listings. If you really want to read it, feel free, but I can almost guarantee you'll be bored.
( Don't know much bout biology )
( Don't know much bout biology )
CAPRICORN (Dec 22-Jan 19)
Week of April 18, 2002
One of the most poignant heroes of children's literature is the Hungry Tiger from Oz. In a sequel to the famous Wizard of Oz, the beast explains his dilemma to Dorothy. On the one hand, he is always longing to devour little creatures. On the other hand, he has made a moral decision not to. Alas, there is never a time when he finally quashes the urge. Whenever he comes upon a plump chicken or baby, he must steel his will to act in accordance with his conscience. Though he gets plenty of other food -- potatoes and ice cream are his favorites -- he eternally feels deprived. Sound familiar, Capricorn? This is a perfect description of what many of you have been experiencing. Now here's the good news: An extra-delicious feast of potatoes and ice cream is on the way.
Week of April 18, 2002
One of the most poignant heroes of children's literature is the Hungry Tiger from Oz. In a sequel to the famous Wizard of Oz, the beast explains his dilemma to Dorothy. On the one hand, he is always longing to devour little creatures. On the other hand, he has made a moral decision not to. Alas, there is never a time when he finally quashes the urge. Whenever he comes upon a plump chicken or baby, he must steel his will to act in accordance with his conscience. Though he gets plenty of other food -- potatoes and ice cream are his favorites -- he eternally feels deprived. Sound familiar, Capricorn? This is a perfect description of what many of you have been experiencing. Now here's the good news: An extra-delicious feast of potatoes and ice cream is on the way.
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dear_youDear Brain,
What is going on up there? You probably don't know either, but on the off chance you figure it out, would you let me know? Thanks.
Dear coworker,
You are not the queen of the world. Stop annoying me before I crush you.
Dear Eyes,
Cry or don't, don't jerk me around.
Dear People Who Have The Perfect Position But Won't Hire Me For It,
You suck.
Dear Dar Williams,
Why did I bring you to work today? You are not helping. Feh.
Dear Back,
Stop hurting. When I can't keep track of how many weeks it's been, that's a clue that it's been too many.
Dear Brain Chemistry,
Cut it the fuck out. Don't make me come in there! I have a PPO, I can do it!
What is going on up there? You probably don't know either, but on the off chance you figure it out, would you let me know? Thanks.
Dear coworker,
You are not the queen of the world. Stop annoying me before I crush you.
Dear Eyes,
Cry or don't, don't jerk me around.
Dear People Who Have The Perfect Position But Won't Hire Me For It,
You suck.
Dear Dar Williams,
Why did I bring you to work today? You are not helping. Feh.
Dear Back,
Stop hurting. When I can't keep track of how many weeks it's been, that's a clue that it's been too many.
Dear Brain Chemistry,
Cut it the fuck out. Don't make me come in there! I have a PPO, I can do it!
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