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([personal profile] suspectclass Mar. 24th, 2003 05:06 pm)


Despite the fact that the world has recently become that much more ridiculous and dangerous a place to be, I'm happy. Yes, me, happy. Fo real. I'm full of love and joy, and I'm hoping that it'll sustain me through the horrible times we're facing right now.

From: (Anonymous)


YOUR horoscope for the day:

You will be traumatized by an episode with a stapler, tonight. You will be unable to even look at a stapler for several weeks, without trembling.

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Your horoscope predicts that you will be beaten savagely in time to a reading of Strunk and White's "Elements of Style" until you promise never again to misuse a comma.

From: (Anonymous)


Your horoscope for the day:

Twelve freshly cut rods (made from ash) will be found in a peculiar pattern on the lawn. Two large black crows will watch you solemnly from the top of a parked VW Microbus. The weather will turn colder, and the air, although clear, will seem grey. Don't worry, though, it's probably nothing.
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