Class shmash

[suspectclass]

I got my Le Tigre ticket and a care package from the parents that include my W-2, telefile info, candy and a Chesterton Trojans sweatshirt. So obscure, I'm the hippest kid on the block.

Also my scandalousness this weekend resulted in a coffee invite. Nice! I never get asked out! I guess the trick is the right ice-breaker?