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Ack ack ack! Interview today! And I'm seriously running late. I overslept and forgot to put my under-shirt in the dryer last night. I still have to take the dogs out. And I think I might forget all my german, which can't possibly help with getting a tutoring/subbing job.

::fear::

BUT! I ironed my shirt last night, and that's gotta count for something, right? Also I'm mega color-coordinated, but I think it works.

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[shipbuilding.livejournal.com]

Ironed shirt? You're like, 23904823902834 light years ahead of me. I'm perpetually wrinkly.

Also I decided that as long as all elements of my outfit were business-appropriate that it does not matter if I match, because what are they going to say to me? What if I just have horrible fashion sense?

[masscooper.livejournal.com]

My cuff is still bent though.

That sounds like it should be innuendo, but really I'm just a lazy ironer. As long as it doesn't look like I actually slept in it, I'm happy.

[masscooper.livejournal.com]

Maybe they would think you were a degenerate not worthy of teaching at their snooty institution? Maybe they would PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE!

That's my fear. Interview-based assault.