Work safe, I swear.

[suspectclass]

Is it just me, or do these look nothing like paper towl holders?

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[nineinchlovely.livejournal.com]

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[kneidlach.livejournal.com]

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[kneidlach.livejournal.com]

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[shipbuilding.livejournal.com]

To sound horribly LJ, I LOLed.

I maybe even ROFLed.

[argilefetish.livejournal.com]

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[fagtastic.livejournal.com]

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