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This is courtesy of twostepsfwd. It's all fairly amusing, but if you're short on attention span like I am, skip to the bottom.

Comments

[rexlezard.livejournal.com]

Up here, north of the 49th, we call you guys 'merkins. Kind of the same thing, eh?

The difference:

[masscooper.livejournal.com]

It is not necessary to shave before applying a 'merkin to one's genitals.

Re: The difference:

[rexlezard.livejournal.com]

::snortleguffaw:: Might depend on the 'merkin.

[masscooper.livejournal.com]

A good hose down and de-licing should remove any threat.