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From:
le scots.
REAL SCOTSMEN CARRY PURSES
Dear Cecil:
Despite what that imbecile on the Internet may have told you, the "fur purse" in front of a Scot's kilt is not a merkin but a sporran. It is simply a pouch and has no sexual significance. --Anonymous
Cecil replies:
Reminds me of a joke.
Q: Why do Scotsmen wear kilts?
A: Because sheep can hear zippers.
hehehehhe.
/juvenile snortling at jokes about boys in kilts.