Inspired by dear_you

[suspectclass]

Dear Brain,

What is going on up there? You probably don't know either, but on the off chance you figure it out, would you let me know? Thanks.

Dear coworker,

You are not the queen of the world. Stop annoying me before I crush you.

Dear Eyes,

Cry or don't, don't jerk me around.

Dear People Who Have The Perfect Position But Won't Hire Me For It,

You suck.

Dear Dar Williams,

Why did I bring you to work today? You are not helping. Feh.

Dear Back,

Stop hurting. When I can't keep track of how many weeks it's been, that's a clue that it's been too many.

Dear Brain Chemistry,

Cut it the fuck out. Don't make me come in there! I have a PPO, I can do it!

Comments

[stuey.livejournal.com]

dear s,

i am tempted to write like this all the time.
it is really quite fun.
can you tell my head to stop hurting?
[and turn off dar. especially *february* do.not.listen.to.february.]

love,
m

[eveandodd.livejournal.com]

Dear girlfriends brain,
Quit it, you're making me nervous.

Dear girlfriend's heart,
Don't quit it, i'll die

Dear girlfriends back,
You will swim, and you will LIKE it. Fear me, I make you crack.

Dear girlfriends head,
Stop worrying so much

Dear girlfriend's arms,
I miss you

Dear Girlfriend,
I love you.

[masscooper.livejournal.com]

Dear girlfriend,
Maybe we could meet in the middle? You know, somewhere between repressing the fear and eloping with it?
Sarah's brain

Dear girlfriend,
Don't worry
Sarah's heart

Dear girlfriend,
EEP!
Sarah's back

Dear girlfriend,
ditto
Sarah's arms

As for me, I love you like crazy (crazy...like us!) and I'm not going anywhere. ::kiss:: ::makes sign for penguin:: I'm going out with Spunky Coworker, and then I'm calling my sisters. But I'll be around. Call my cell or my home phone if you don't believe me ;-)

What good is a month with only 28 days, I ask you?

[masscooper.livejournal.com]

Dear Stuey's head,

Stop hurting. And tell her to make herself useful and visit New England when I'm actually there.

Sincelery,

Sarah