Inspired by dear_you

[suspectclass]

Dear Brain,

What is going on up there? You probably don't know either, but on the off chance you figure it out, would you let me know? Thanks.

Dear coworker,

You are not the queen of the world. Stop annoying me before I crush you.

Dear Eyes,

Cry or don't, don't jerk me around.

Dear People Who Have The Perfect Position But Won't Hire Me For It,

You suck.

Dear Dar Williams,

Why did I bring you to work today? You are not helping. Feh.

Dear Back,

Stop hurting. When I can't keep track of how many weeks it's been, that's a clue that it's been too many.

Dear Brain Chemistry,

Cut it the fuck out. Don't make me come in there! I have a PPO, I can do it!

Comments

[stuey.livejournal.com]

dear s,

i am tempted to write like this all the time.
it is really quite fun.
can you tell my head to stop hurting?
[and turn off dar. especially *february* do.not.listen.to.february.]

love,
m

What good is a month with only 28 days, I ask you?

[masscooper.livejournal.com]

Dear Stuey's head,

Stop hurting. And tell her to make herself useful and visit New England when I'm actually there.

Sincelery,

Sarah