Up the elevator of your heart I've been shafted.

[suspectclass]

Dear Johnny Cash,

How could I have been so foolish for so long? Why do I not have all of your albums? You sing wonderfully, tell dirty jokes on your live at fulsom prison album, and you have wonderful taste in clothes. I pledge that I will purchase many of your CDs, and get some George Jones and Willie Nelson to keep you company. My girlfriend really likes you, I hope she'll continue thinking my new obsession is cute and not hide my country music this summer.

Sincerely, The Dyke in Black

ps, will you be my baby daddy?

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[citricbaba.livejournal.com]

my grandpa both looked and sang like johnny cash. he was amazing.

love,
the little baba that could.

[nineinchlovely.livejournal.com]

Dear Dyke in Black,

At the office, I'm known as Johnny Cash. It's probably because I wear black all the time, but I'd like to think it's because of "the boy named sue" sorts of implications..

I want to get some Hank Sr. to keep me company on lonesome nights..

Sincerely,
The Bad Boy in Black

[chimneychild.livejournal.com]

dude,
please download "tennessee stud"
not johnny cash, but my most favoritest song ever.
=p