Feel my invertebrate wrath!

[suspectclass]

postmodern cockroach is a Collosal Bee that Stomps Around a Lot, can Leap Great Distances, and has an Extra Head. Strength: 9 Agility: 3 Intelligence: 8 To see if your Giant Battle Monster can defeat postmodern cockroach, enter your name and choose an attack: fights postmodern cockroach using Strength Agility Intelligence

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I cannot be stopped

[wisygig.livejournal.com]

modernist cockroach is a Planet-Sized Blob that dislikes Modern Architecture, can Generate Electricity, and is Highly Flammable, Cold-Blooded and Extremely Hydrophobic. Strength: 30 Agility: 1 Intelligence: 1 To see if your Giant Battle Monster can defeat modernist cockroach, enter your name and choose an attack: fights modernist cockroach using Strength Agility Intelligence

Yes, you can

[masscooper.livejournal.com]

postmodern cockroach wins!

Modernist cockroach is vulnerable to cold, fire and water.