Feel my invertebrate wrath!

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postmodern cockroach is a Collosal Bee that Stomps Around a Lot, can Leap Great Distances, and has an Extra Head. Strength: 9 Agility: 3 Intelligence: 8 To see if your Giant Battle Monster can defeat postmodern cockroach, enter your name and choose an attack: fights postmodern cockroach using Strength Agility Intelligence

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

MWA HA HA HA HAAAAA

[(Anonymous)]

Today's a good day for original thinking and bursts of creativity. Also, not a good day to wear flammable clothing.

[masscooper.livejournal.com]

postmodern cockroach wins!

Another Battle?

Mwa ha ha ha haaaaa yourself.

[eveandodd.livejournal.com]

[masscooper.livejournal.com]

postmodern cockroach wins! postmodern cockroach wins!

You, my friend, are vulnerable to water.

I cannot be stopped

[wisygig.livejournal.com]

modernist cockroach is a Planet-Sized Blob that dislikes Modern Architecture, can Generate Electricity, and is Highly Flammable, Cold-Blooded and Extremely Hydrophobic. Strength: 30 Agility: 1 Intelligence: 1 To see if your Giant Battle Monster can defeat modernist cockroach, enter your name and choose an attack: fights modernist cockroach using Strength Agility Intelligence

Yes, you can

[masscooper.livejournal.com]

postmodern cockroach wins!

Modernist cockroach is vulnerable to cold, fire and water.

[milesofsky.livejournal.com]

My Giant Dragon beat your Collosal Bee.

Take that.

[szymanski.livejournal.com]

I want one! Where can I find one?

Ha! Figured it out!

[szymanski.livejournal.com]

Genderqueer Dyke is a Human-Sized Lizard that CANNOT BE STOPPED, Screeches when Angry, has four Extra Limbs, and eats Trees. Strength: 8 Agility: 11 Intelligence: 6 To see if your Giant Battle Monster can defeat Genderqueer Dyke, enter your name and choose an attack: fights Genderqueer Dyke using Strength Agility Intelligence