Feel my invertebrate wrath!

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postmodern cockroach is a Collosal Bee that Stomps Around a Lot, can Leap Great Distances, and has an Extra Head. Strength: 9 Agility: 3 Intelligence: 8 To see if your Giant Battle Monster can defeat postmodern cockroach, enter your name and choose an attack: fights postmodern cockroach using Strength Agility Intelligence

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[szymanski.livejournal.com]

I want one! Where can I find one?

Ha! Figured it out!

[szymanski.livejournal.com]

Genderqueer Dyke is a Human-Sized Lizard that CANNOT BE STOPPED, Screeches when Angry, has four Extra Limbs, and eats Trees. Strength: 8 Agility: 11 Intelligence: 6 To see if your Giant Battle Monster can defeat Genderqueer Dyke, enter your name and choose an attack: fights Genderqueer Dyke using Strength Agility Intelligence