The Onion

[suspectclass]

"When I grow up, I want to be gay," said Christopher Linn, 8, a second-grader at Philadelphia's Lakeside Elementary School, one of thousands of public schools nationwide that actively promote the homosexual agenda. "I don't want to have a family or go to church."

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heh

[kathrot.livejournal.com]

"The gay lifestyle is for me," said James Miller, an Oklahoma City father of four who recently moved to Provincetown, MA, to pursue a career in bath-house management. "When I was a family man, I constantly had to worry about things like taking the kids to Little League practice, paying for their braces, and remembering my wife's birthday. But now that I'm gay, I'm finally free to focus all my energy on having non-stop, mind-blowing anal sex."

[freakysparks.livejournal.com]

When I grow up, I want to be employed.

[eveandodd.livejournal.com]

Watch out, you silly Catholic! God hates you!!

http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0082/0082_01.asp

(But I don't)

Love, eve