The Onion

[suspectclass]

"When I grow up, I want to be gay," said Christopher Linn, 8, a second-grader at Philadelphia's Lakeside Elementary School, one of thousands of public schools nationwide that actively promote the homosexual agenda. "I don't want to have a family or go to church."

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Re: heh

[kathrot.livejournal.com]

"Jeremy (http://www.theonion.com/onion3531/homosexual_in_closet.html) is one of those students I'll never forget," said Marcia Krause, Schuitt's middle-school drama teacher. "He was so sweet and so talented?you should have seen him in Pippin. I wonder where he is now. San Francisco or the West Village, I suppose."

See?!? P-Town isn't necessary...San Francisco and the West Village are also homo-centric gathering spots.

hehe.

Re: heh

[milosh.livejournal.com]

oh, sweeeeet! i'm all set!

Re: heh

[masscooper.livejournal.com]

I like down with homos...down on their knees.

Ry

Re: heh

[milosh.livejournal.com]

oh boy! what an idea!

;)