Craigslist delivers again!

[suspectclass]

Originally here. No pictures.

catholic boy seeks technical virgin for shameful humping - 29

looking for a girl who is obsessed with sex and does "everything but" - preferably an actual technical virgin but a post-slut will be considered.
should also be into bataille, mid-century modern furniture, and time consuming headgames about guilt over enjoying sex so long as we still get to do it in the butt every day - afterwards we can even go to confession.

Comments

[srl.livejournal.com]

I'd almost respond to that ad, just out of curiosity.

[ultracool.livejournal.com]

wait, the catholic boy is 29?

also, i'm curious-- if he's into "everything but", why is it so important for the chick to be a purebred virgin? just for the psychological freak-out, then? so is he going to be doing inspections, just to check? will confession be required for that, too?

so, which city was this posted for?

Chicago?

[infamouslapis.livejournal.com]

I had better dump my current bf right now...even though I have none of the qualities this boy is looking for...I'm interested.

[zevinboots.livejournal.com]

Gotta give him points for knowing what he wants, and going for it.

[bearsir.livejournal.com]

This might be my favorite Craig's List ad, ever.